Stop The Internet

The Tsarnaevs knew they would attain worldwide fame on the Internet, which is just one reason why the internet caused them to bomb the Boston Marathon.

By way of the malicious influence of the internet, the Tsarnaev brothers not only received bomb plans, but also crucial brainwashing, ideology, and rhetoric, without which they would have been totally unable to bomb innocent children at the Boston Marathon. Truly, we can say without a doubt that the Boston Marathon Bombing would have never happened without the internet.

It’s well known that Al-Qaeda and other terrorists only exist as a Internet Cult ever since George W. Bush destroyed their headquarters at Tora Bora with “Bunker Busters.” The internet provides a place for murderous Muslims to congregate without the need for easily-droned camps and bunkers.

It appears that the Tsarnaevs were only tangentially involved with terrorists in real life, and in fact, were led to acts of violence by the prospect of internet fame. For days, the Tsarnaevs were the most infamous men in America, due to their popularity on such despicable web sites as reddit and twitter. Essentially, these attacks had no relation to traditional Islamic terror and were in fact caused by the existence of the Internet itself.

1. The Internet is much different than the printing press.
2. ANYONE can commit the most heinous crimes imaginable from the comfort of home.
3. We want to gradually disassemble the Internet, not destroy it.
4. The printing press was never used to bully your gorgeous daughter into suicide.
5. The printing press did not allow your daughter’s suicide video note to “go viral.”
6. We are non-violent and wish to use legitimate government laws to enact our will.

More pornography is consumed every day in America than in all of pre-internet human history. Gays, Transgenders, Lesbians, and even Furries (Bestiality) are now able to coordinate their activities with increasing ease. Serial killers and rapists are infiltrating Christian dating web sites at increasingly high rates, and God’s love is being pressed to its extreme. For how long will God put up with this tool of Satan, which has CORRUPTED even Pope Benedict?

The Westboro Baptist Church has quickly become the nation’s most famous congregation simply because of the influence of the internet! Constantly these perverters of the lord’s word and fiendish heretics have found their audience on the internet! Don’t let them profane God’s Love! Support the Stop Internet Lawlessness Law.

Mike Rogers introduced CISPA – TWICE!

We can’t afford to shut down the Internet all at once, so we’re rallying the base for a donation drive. These funds will be disbursed to the campaign of Michael J. Rogers (R-MI) to grease the wagon-wheels of change.

Think of all the money you will save in the future without ever buying another iPad or Nintendo for your squealing brats.

Think of how cheap entertainment will be when the thieving copyright infringers no longer have use of the internet!

Please donate bitcoins to our address: 18zJouAQAMzX5sJygZ4M2QV7yb8FzxSbdq

The stability of world politics, economics, defense readiness, and privacy are fatally threatened by intractable problems created by the internet. Enemy nations and independent espionage organizations like Wikileaks have obtained and leaked billions of important American secrets directly to Al-Qaeda, the Taliban, Russia, and China. Anarchists have created secret currencies and underground networks outside the watchful eye of the public where weapons, guns, and child sex slaves are trafficked by more and more people on the internet every day.

How can we work together to bring an end to the Internet?

The Stop Internet Lawlessness Law, or #STILL, is a bill proposed by US Representative Michael J. Rogers, Chairman of the Permanent Select Committe on Intelligence, and with the support of your representatives it will systematically shut down the internet one safe step at a time.

The nightmare will soon be over. Contact your representative now and tell him to Stop The Internet!